Friday, May 29, 2009

Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile

4.34 on NHS
Friday Wild Girls (funtasticus)
Adriana Lima in GQ (bustedcoverage)
Cristiano Ronaldo's women (sportscracklepop)

OUCH!!


No, that is not an illusion. That is actually a horn going into that man's stomach. This is why man should not taunt animals that weigh a ton and have 2 very sharp horns on their head that they are looking forward to using.

The video is pretty astonishing.

Damien Walters - Hollywood Stuntman

This guy is a freaking bad man.

Halloween 2

I'm not sure why this isn't coming out closer to Halloween, but whatever. The Big Flapjack loves his scary movies and this looks like a definite must see!

I'm Caucasian

There were some Duke references in here, but not enough for my liking. There's also a nice Dave Neal pic towards the end.

MORNING WOOD - BRIANA EVIGAN









Star of Step of 2: The Streets (which was on Starz last night....I did watch part of it) 4.38 on NHS

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Win or Go Home



112-102 victory for the Cavs, behind closet rain man Mo Williams. Now this looked like the team that had the best regular season record in the NBA. Lebron actually got some help tonight, from the guy I called out in my preview post, Mr. Williams.

Still, after a blazing hot start for the Cavs, the Magic came back with Dwight Howard wearing his superman cape and taking all the punishment the worthless Cavs big mans could give him down low. Cue Zombie Nation with about 8:30 left in the 4th quarter, and Lebron just took over. And 1's left and right, waving off his teammates with the shot clock ticking down, making the big shots. Great game.

P.S. I guess the Yankees don't need any rest, since pretty much the whole damn team was at the game on their off day. I certainly saw someone drinking a rum and coke, whoever was next to CC. I couldn't identify him, but I hope he is a starting pitcher with no shot of playing tomorrow. Oh, and Jay-Z needs a haircut. Pretty sure he had a vodka tonic rockin in that cup.

Hip Hip, JORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The Yanks are getting back one of their leaders, Mr. Posada, who is rejoining the team for the Indians series beginning on Friday. This is pretty good news for the Yankees, another big bat in the line up and also veteran leadership. I think at this point they may have to carry three catchers since Francisco Cervelli and Kevin Cash have been playing some pretty good baseball. I guess extra depth is a nice "problem" to have.

Cavs vs Magic - Game 5 Preview



Even though the series is 3-1 and I could probably sub in for any of the Cavs starters besides Lebron and give them a better chance to win with my power moves down low, I think they will pull off the win tonight. I think if Lebron has to score 100 points in order for the Cavs to get the W he will.

Now this is really going out on a limb, but I also believe IF the Cavs could pull off a miracle and win tonight and Game 6, I think they win Game 7 for sure. Thats a pretty big if, but we will see what happens tonight. Maybe Mo Williams will show up for the Cavs like Lamar Odom did for the Lakers. Cavs win by 5, GOT EM!

Girl Too Hot For Race Car Drivers

The girl above is Jessiqa Pace, when you're that hot you can spell your name however you like. She was on a billboard that was in view of the race car drivers at the Monaco Grand Prix. Apparently the drivers couldn't concentrate on the race and kept getting distracted by Jessiqa. Is Jessiqa worth getting into a wreck over....I'd say yes. 4.57 on NHS.
4.46 on NHS
Thursdays girls (funtasticus)
Car wash girls (uncoached)
Best tatoo (holytaco)

Soccer Players Are Tough

This is why 99% of Americans hate soccer. They're all a bunch of p*ssies! They all flop worse that Wojo at Duke. At least most of the time in basketball there is some contact, minimal as it may be. The guy here didn't even touch the other player. Just add it to the list of why soccer will never take off in the States.

He's Not A Monster

Chris Brown looks very sincere and apologetic in this message to everyone. If I were Rihanna I'd definitely get back together with him.

Lakers Take Game 4




Looks like my Nuggets in 6 pick is finished. I still like the Nuggets to win game 6 at home and force a game 7 and then anything can happen. You may be wondering about the picture. You may or may not have noticed that stupid b**ch in the blue is at every Lakers home game. She feels the need to stand up every god damn time the Lakers make a shot, first quarter or not. It's f**king ridiculous, I want to punch her in the face and tell her sit the f*ck down.

The Nuggets lost by 9 and JR Smith only had 7 pts on 3-13 shooting. He is their X factor and when he shoots this poorly they are not going to win.

Lamar Odom on the other hand decided to show up and finished with 19 and 14.

It probably wouldn't kill Nene to attempt more than 3 shots as well.

Woman Sets Craps Record

I've been to Vegas and AC quite a bit. I've done my share of craps playing and like to think that I know what I'm doing for the most part. However, the longest I've played craps for without crapping out would probably be around 10 minutes. A lot of times I'll crap out on the 5th or 6th roll and that's that. Maybe I'm just not very lucky, who knows?
I just find it very fishy that some woman could play craps and not crap out for over 4 hours!!
Have you ever played craps with someone who didn't crap out in 20 minutes? A half hour? Those are long periods of time...but over 4 hours?!
I'm suggesting a conspiracy. The Borgata and every other hotel in AC and Vegas has been getting pummeled lately because of the recession. The Borgata needed to stir things up and try to get the crowds back in their casino.
Maybe it was trick dice with a table full of employees so they actually wouldn't lose that money, who knows?
Imagine how much money they would have actually lost if someone didn't crap out for 4 hours!
Next time you're playing craps see how it takes before each person at your table craps out. Then imagine someone not crapping out for over 4 hours...impossible!

MORNING WOOD - MARISA MILLER
















Hard to believe we've never had Marisa Miller up here before. Well here you go. 4.58 on NHS

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Godzilla Crushes Two Bombs in Yankees Hit Parade

Well look who is back to old form, if it isn't Mr. Matsui dropping bombs. Big Tex also had a home run, while Captain Jeter extended his hit streak to 11 games. AJ Burnett picked up his third win of the season and even our sinker ball pitcher Chien-Ming Wang came out of the bull pen to pick up two hitless innings. When all was said and done pretty much everyone had a great game, and I wouldn't do him justice if I didn't mention Johnny Damon's two sick catches in left field, since he had a bad day at the plate with 3 K's.

Stats aside, the Red Sox lost to the Twins, which means there is a tie in 1st place in the AL East. According to my prediction, we are 4 days ahead of schedule, so its going to be that much more of a deficit when we finish the season in 1st place.

Sidenote: Lakers look like they have game 5 on lock down.

National Spelling Bee



The National Spelling Bee semi-finals are tomorrow on ESPN, the big dawg finalists will be on ABC at 8pm. I could watch this little nerd pass out 50 times and it wouldn't get old. I can't believe the kids behind him didn't even crack a smile. If your not gonna laugh at this chump at least smell the blood and go stomp his ass for the title. I guess that's why they are in the spelling bee finals and not the a McDonald's All-American game.

Captain Clutch Leads All-Star Voting


I'm not shocked about DJ leading All-Star ballots, unlike some of the leaders he actually plays everyday, not to mention picks up a few hits. Thats right, DJ is showing off his cologne "Driven" in the picture, and of course I have it, smells great. I only need to vote for Derek 24 more times before I am maxed out, unless of course I can use multiple emails, then probably 100 of his votes are coming from me.

I don't just vote for the super stars. I wrote in Washington Nationals Outfielder Justin Maxwell (former Maryland Terp) on my NL Ballot, and Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Brett Cecil (former Maryland Terp) on my AL Ballot.

DJ is going to extend his 10 game hit streak tonight and show everybody he is the people's champ.

Yankees-Rangers The Rubber Match



Tonight at 8:05pm on ESPN2 the Yankees and AJ Burnett will look to keep pace with the Toronto Blue Jays (beating Baltimore in the bottom of the 11th) and possibly surpass the Red Sox(at Minn, 8:10pm) in the AL East stadings when they square off in the rubber match against Derek Holland (Career 1-1, 4.82 ERA in the majors) and the Texas Rangers.

The bottom line is we (the Yankees) want to be in 1st place and stay there the rest of the season, so while the Red Sox are getting their asses handed to them by the Twins tonight, we will be dishing out 1st place pain on the Rangers and their young gun pitcher. Once we get to the top of the mountain, nobody is going to push us off. Not nobody, not no how. Do work AJ, that chick your with is pretty hot, I leave the Flapjack to hand out all ratings though.

Manny Making All-Star Push without Playing?????

So some clown decided to create a web site to promote Manny Ramirez for the All-Star Game and apparently his idea is working. This makes my blood boil and I may surpass the word count on this topic.

I understand that All-Star games are for the fans and most of the time its the most popular players getting votes opposed to the most deserving players. If David Ortiz made the All-Star team I wouldn't be suprised because a lot of people (not including me) love the guy. The fact his batting average is half of the Yankees 3rd string catcher, and that there are pitchers with as many home runs as him this year will not matter in All-Star voting.

Missing 50 games before the All-Star break and getting the nod would be ridiculous. I would lose a lot of respect for baseball fans if this joker is playing in the All-Star game. I might start my own web site and have people write me in on the ballot if this sh*t keeps up.

AT&T Announces HSPA Upgrade!



I am very happy I have myself an IPhone. Last week AT&T announced the official relase date of OS 3.0 and now this! THE HSPA UPGRADE! AT&T is upgrading their network from 3.6Mbps to 7.2Mbps in speed. They also plan to double the size of their current 3G network so it is available in more areas. This will allow for faster online speed, and fewer dropped calls! My iPhone keeps getting better and better! This summer can't come soon enough.

For more information on the upgrade look here

Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile

Both girls get a solid 4.41 I guess they're twins? For some reason the girl in the red shirt looks slightly better.
Wednesday hotties (funtasticus)

SportsCenter Spoof


Pretty funny stuff here.

Pitbull Knocks Some Dude The F**k Out

Pitbull pulls some clown up on stage at whatever concert this is and it looks like the guys starts talking sh*t and throws money in his face. That's when Pitbull cocks back and delivers the goods. That'll teach you not to mess with a 5'8 Puerto Rican. To his credit, Pitbull doesn't even miss a beat and just continues right along with the song.

Cavs Season Over??

Here are the highlights from last nights game that Chris already touched on. This series should already be over. If it wasn't for a LeBron last second desperation 3, the Magic would have swept the "best team in the NBA" and be waiting in the Finals.

Some quick numbers from the game, most of which are pretty similar...

Field Goals made - Clev 39, Orlando 40

Rebounds - Clev 40, Orlando 38

Assists - Clev 17, Orlando 21

Turnovers - Clev 14, Orlando 15

Fast break points - Clev 22, Orlando 11

Cleveland shot 27% (6-22) from 3 point land. Terrible. Orlando shot 45% (17-38)

3 point shooting has been the difference in this series. For some reason Cleveland cannot guard the perimeter against Orlando. They're making Rashard Lewis and Turkoglu looks like 1st Team All-NBAers.

Adriana Lima Pregnant


Victoria's Secret Supermodel Adriana Lima is officially pregnant.
I think it's fair to say that Marko Jaric is one of the top 10 luckiest men on the planet.

MORNING WOOD - SARAH SHAHI










"Starred" in Old School and Life. 4.39 on NHS

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Magic Steal a Game, Lead Series 3-1

In overtime the Magic got a lead and hit clutch free throws the rest of the way to seal the deal.

I don't know what to say, congratulations to the Magic, the series is probably over now and the NBA Finals is going to be terrible. Like everyone else in the universe who doesn't live in Denver or Orlando, I wanted to see Cavs vs Lakers in the finals.

It is pretty clear though Lebron has absolutely no help, thanks Mo Williams for your 18 points, your guarantee just got sh*t on. Big Chuck made a guarantee that whoever won this game would win the series, and Sir Charles is always right.