This is Why I Don't Take Many Pictures

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

What has the world come to? I guess this is where The Grumpy Gourmand gets all of his partying habits since he is a NYU grad himself. I know this is an Onion piece and this is a joke. But the scary thing is that I am not that surprised by this, and could totally see this happening. Another sad thing, is look at all of these girls. No wonder the Gourmand is Grumpy, none of these girls are close to the 4.3 level.