Sunday, May 24, 2009

Memorial Day Weekend - Dewey Beach All-Star Team


MLB players have two more days to impress me with their best offensive and pitching performances. What's in it for them? How about a spot on the 1st annual "Memorial Day Weekend Dewey Beach All Star Team".

Is anyone worthy enough to earn their second Flapjack All Star Team in a row after our Mother's Day Team? We shall see. Apologies to all Red Sox fans, your players will never make any of these prestigious teams.

Angry Red Sox fan text message quote of the day:

"Unbelievable. Your park [Yankee Stadium] is such a joke."

Masshole Translation: "The Mets beat the Red Sox and the Yankees won and now we are afraid."

Yep. Yankee Stadium gets smaller when the Bronx Bombers are on offense, and expands when the visiting team bats.

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