Sunday, May 10, 2009

Flapjack MLB Mother's Day Busts



Mother always said their would be days like this. Here is your line-up with the guys who don't even have a face their mother could love, at least not today. Please welcome the "I need the number for the adoption agency, my son is a worthless MLB Player, Team". Yes I do frown upon strikeouts very much. Apologies to Swish, he even had his mom at the game, eh, at least they won.

Catcher – Rob Johnson, SEA – 3 Strikeouts, 1 Hit, 0 Runs

1st Base – Prince Fielder, MIL – 2 Strikeouts

2nd Base – Anderson Hernandez, NATS – No Hits, 3 Strikeouts

3rd Base – Russell Braynan, SEA – 1 Hit, 1 Run, 2 Strikeouts

Short Stop – Brian Bixler, PITT – No Hits, 3 Strikeouts

OF 1 – Nick Swisher, Yankees – 3 Strikeouts, 1 Hit, 0 Runs

OF 2 – Ryan Ludwick, StL – 1 Run, 1 BB, 3 Strikeouts

OF 3 – Vernon Wells, TOR – 1 Hit, 1 Run, 2 Strikeouts

Pitcher – Jesse Crain, MINN – 3 Hits, 2 Runs, Did not record an out, ERA & WHIP = INFINITY, 1 Loss

Honorable Mention – Jose Mijares, MINN – 1/3 innings pitched, 1 HR, 2 Runs allowed, Blown Save, ERA = 54.00, WHIP = 6.00

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