Phil "Manbreasts" Mickelson was taken to the hospital after the third round at Doral for dehydration. Nick Watney and Manbreasts were tied going into Sunday at -16.
I don't know where to start with this one, but lets begin with a little sports psychology. Phil has something sports psychologists refer to as "Fear of Failure". No question here, a little hospital stay with some IV's can justify a Sunday loss in Phil's mind. With this knowledge, all of the pressure was taken off Phil and he perservered on Sunday.
Now, how the hell did he get to this point of dehydration in the first place? Answer: Your an idiot. When your a professional athlete you have unlimited access to hydrating fluids. "You can lead manbreasts to water, but you can make manbreasts drink".
"What's G?" I sure as hell don't know, but I do know Phil Mickelson is NOT "G"
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