Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Flapjacks New Hard Scale (with pictures)

We thought we'd add a few visuals to our New Hard Scale in order to hopefully clarify what exactly is a 4.6 - Supermodel Type compared to a 4.4 - Long Term Date-able.


4.6 - Supermodel Type (Cheryl Cole…gorgeous! #1 Marry this girl and do not let her leave your sight. Ever!)

4.5 - Marriage Material (Sophia Bush - Sophia is definitely a Flapjack favorite, but scores just slightly behind Cheryl Cole. Still this is a girl you would want to marry instantly.)


4.4 - Long Term Date-able (Kristen Bell - Good wholesome girl, you could spend a lot of time with, without getting sick of her right away. Not quite sure if she's marriage material or not.)


4.3 - Date-able (Anne Hathaway - Very pretty and as my buddy Sleazy said, "If we saw her in person we'd probably fall head over heels for her." She still doesn't compare to the girls above her on the scale.)


4.2 - Average (Fergie - For the record, I'm not a fan of Fergie. Her face is horrendous! She does have a very nice body, which evens out her face = Average)


4.1 and below - Not Date-able or Terrible (Madonna - absolutely awful! I'm not sure what the hell A-Rod was thinking when he hooked up with her!?)
Guys are always bragging about how hot the girl they met last night was. They may tell you she was a 10, his friends may say she was a 7 or maybe even worse....who really knows for sure? We have come up with a way to settle this dispute once and for all. We like to call this the Flapjack New Hard Scale. The way we came up with the Flapjack New Hard Scale is by instead of using the current scale of 1-10 that everyone disputes over and can't agree on, we chose to base ours on the field goal percentage of NBA future Hall of Famer, Allen Iverson. Allen Iverson's career field goal percentage is 42%, which means the average girl on the Flapjack New Hard Scale would be a 4.2
Our scale only ranges from 3.9 - 4.6 39% was Iversons worst year (03-04) and 46% was Iversons best season. (97-98) Meaning a 3.9 is the lowest score a girl can receive and a 4.6 would be the highest score.
4.6 - Supermodel Type (Highest score available b/c Iverson never shot better than 46% from the field in any given season)
4.5 - Marriage Material
4.4 - Long Term Datable
4.3 - Datable - Short Term Fix (Not sure if she's long term worthy)
4.2 - Average Girl
4.1 and Below - Not Datable (Terrible)
This scale may seem a little harsh if you think about rating your current girlfriend as a 4.3, but these are the cold hard facts my friends. We're not here to make friends, we're here to provide an accurate universal rating method.

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