Swine Flu. I seen this coming in 1976

Get your Swine Flu shot or this can be you!

4.43 on NHS

ARods been taking roids since high school (nydailynews)

Peyton and Tiger playing golf (nytimes)

Stephen A. Smith gone from ESPN (usatoday)

Bar Refaeli in a bikini (bustedcoverage)

Hawks announcer hates Dwayne Wade (larrybrownsports)

Arielle Kebbell is attractive (funtasticus)

Behind the scenes with Dolphin cheerleaders (donchavez)

Ball State volleyball player likes BJs (donchavez)

Cincinnati's Superhero

Are you kidding me??! Shadow Hare!? I think I could take down this Shadow Hare character with one arm tied behind my back. He's sure to strike fear in the hearts of Cincinnati's criminals.

Thursday Guarantees!

Flapjack is now 33-26 (56%) We've hit a bit of a rough patch lately, but I'm feeling very good about these two games today.

Blue Jays vs Royals

THE PICK: ROYALS -140

The Royals have one of the best young rotations in the majors. They just need a little bit of offense to go with it, and they certainly got that yesterday. Let's hope they saved some for today. They're going against Brian Burres, who they picked up off of waivers and has a 12.46 era.

Magic vs Sixers

THE PICK: SIXERS -5.5

As you probably know, the Magic are with Dwight Howard, which is huge. They're also without guard Courtney Lee as well, which is bigger than most people think. I think the Sixers win by double digits with my man Dalembert controlling the middle.

Caps Getting Ready For Pens

Here's a photo from a few minutes ago of the Capitals morning practice out in Arlington, Va. The Caps are gearing up for their second round match up against Sidney Crosby and the Penguins.

Let's hope that's Theodore in net and not Varlamov, because there are about 20 pucks in the net behind him.


Thanks to Grandall for the photo.

Melanie Collins > Erin Andrews

This is NBA TV reporter, Melanie Collins. I never watch NBA TV and I couldn't tell you what channel it is, but I may have to look into this. Apparently she works out at the same gym as Erin Andrews.... I'm pretty sure I've never seen a girl even close to this at my gym, or anywhere for that matter. Melanie pummels Erin Andrews! No contest. Melanie registers in at a Flapjack All-Time High of 4.58 on NHS. Congratulations.

Obama Playing P-I-G

Here's President Obama dominating the Lady Huskies "Greatest Team Ever" in a game of PIG. This once again proves that girls are not athletes and cannot play basketball.

Under Armour Recall on Athletic Cups

Hazard: The cups can break if hit, posing a risk of serious injury hazard to athletes.

Incidents/Injuries: Under Armour has received five reports of cups breaking, including an injury involving cuts and bruising. - US Newswire

Click-clack, when you hear them coming, if you have an Under Armour cup on you better cover the family jewels unless you want "cuts and bruising". Come on Under Armour!! Your better than this and you know the incidents they have had with these cups have probably occurred at none other than the University of Maryland, to our own collegiate athletes.

Under Armour, you do a great job in just about every other area of the sporting world, but leave the cups to someone who specializes in making them, instead of trying to come up with the "Under Armour We Must Protect These Balls!" super cup that ends up leaving our Maryland athletes unable to bang random b*tches at Bentley's Filling Station and produce future generations of top Terrapin athletes. Now I don't know the 5 incidents that have occurred have happened to Maryland Terps, but I will stamp the Flapjack guarantee on it.

- Thanks to Putz for the tip.

MORNING WOOD - DIORA BAIRD

Actress and model. Has appeared in Wedding Crashers and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 4.47 on NHS.

Tupac Really Is Alive!?

Apparently TMZ claims that the real Tupac was out partying over the weekend. You can see pics below.

Flapjack also posted hearing about Tupac at a Celtics game a few weeks back.

See pics here

Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile

Tough call on this one. I'm taking the blonde on the far left first overall with a score of 4.36. Choice number 2 is the girl in the red. She gets a 4.33. The rest are terrible.

Orioles still suck. Marlins are tied.

Hef wants Holly back (anythinghollywood)

Darryl Strawberry has slept with a lot of women (biglead)

Yanks cut ticket prices (sportsbusiness)

Michael Jordan movie? (birmingham news)

Bruce Pearl wants Lane Kiffins wife (deadspin)

Michael Crabtree rap (bigpicture)

Beer girl showdown (coed)

Celebrity sideboobs (gunaxin)

Wednesday Guarantees

Flapjack is now 32-25 (56%) Not our finest percentage, but going to get back on track here today. We've got 2 winners for you.

Angels vs. Orioles

THE PICK: ORIOLES -156

Marlins vs. Mets

THE PICK: MARLINS +157

No need for explanations today. O's win assuming they don't get rained out and Josh Johnson and the Marlins take down Santana and the Mets.

White Guy NBA Rap

PAUL BROGAN - MVP 2009

This guy is pretty entertaining for the most part, so I won't give him too hard of a time.

DA and chrisumd23 took over Flapjack duties yesterday while I was gone. In case you couldn't tell, they did a piss-poor job of it too. They would get a 4.2 on the NHS for their miserable efforts.

Bull in Grocery Store

I don't know where the hell this video took place, but where ever it is, they apparently have random bulls roaming the streets. How about the guy who puts the shopping cart in it's path, thinking that's going to stop a bull. Nice job, buddy.

Denver Nuggets Cheerleaders

In honor of the Denver Nuggets leading their series against the Hornets 3-1 and being the only team I can bet on and win in these playoffs.

I can't tell if I really like this girl or just really like her t*ts bouncing up and down in slow motion. Either way, she gets a 4.47

Caps Win Game 7

Caps celebrate game winning goal

Mike Green serving Caps only penatly

Varlamov stretching before the game

Was the Flapjack at Game 7 last night, sitting rink side? Of course he was, and he has the pics to prove it! The Caps were really outplayed for most of the game, they were lucky to pull this one out. It seemed like the puck was always in the Caps zone or behind their net. Luckily Varlamov came up huge once again.

Sean Avery, is a punk, but he is pretty entertaining. Before face-offs or during timeouts he would basically pick out one person in the stands and just stare them down and talk sh*t to them until play began.

Verizon Center was stunningly loud too, really impressive. The fans were chanting Avery's and Lundqvist's names throughout the game. I think Avery eats that stuff up though.

Great atmosphere, great game...Caps take on the Penguins starting Saturday.

MORNING WOOD - JULIANNE HOUGH

Stars on Dancing with the Stars, as well as a country singer. 4.57 on NHS

Follow Up to D-Unit's Post - Phelps is a God

Give this f*cking guy a break! I don't think a lot of people realize what he had to go through to do what he did at the Olympics. In most Olympic sports, such as swimming, your success as an athlete is based on your performance once every four years!!!!!!! In baseball, basketball, football, hockey, whatever, people have bad games, people have bad seasons, in swimming its not like that. If Phelps had a "bad game" at Olympic Trials, 8 Gold medals would have been over before it started because our Olympic Trials is a faster meet than the Olympics from top to bottom.

He trained 4 years for what he accomplished and then he wanted to celebrate. He took a few B rips, and the fact he did it at a party with random people was stupid, but maybe we should be looking for the f*cking rat scumbag who turned him in. So what if he likes drinking shots and he can afford to drink straight out of a Grey Goose bottle at the club. Thats what ballers do. Last time I checked D-Unit wasn't giving any of his ladies an IQ test before he hooked up with them, especially a chick that looks like this. Maybe D is just in favor of same sex marriages? Somebody has got to stick up for Phelps, and I volunteer for the role.

Hughes Looks to Get Yankees Back on Track

The Yankees will put their faith in 22 year old Phil Hughes tonight to help the Bronx Bombers get a win after dropping 4 straight. This guy has been a "top prospect" for a few years now, and has seen a lot of action in the big leagues, and even had a spot in the starting rotation last year.

I think Phil can be good, and he has shown that he has the talent, he just needs to be more consistent if he wants to make it in the majors, especially with the Yankees. There is no way in hell we are losing this game, and Edwin Jackson is pitching for the Tigers, and he is pretty terrible. Expect a one-sided high scoring game, with the Yanks coming out on top. I'm not the Flapjack, but I guarantee it.

Why?? This girl makes the same face in every picture

If you know this freak please, I beg, tell her to stop making that face or it will get stuck. My bad, it already is.

Michael Phelps + Carrie Prejean = Dumb & Dumber

It's rumored that Olympic Gold medalist and chronic, chronic, weed smoker is dating Carrie Prejean, Miss California. Check out this clip of Carrie. I would give her a 4.5 on the NHS for looks and only a 4.0 on NHS for brains.

Morning Wood - Selita Ebanks

Selita Ebanks obvious a 4.6 on NHS. Bigflapjack might disagree but that is expected.

Jayson Williams Tasered

This is the sh*t you miss when you live in the Bronx, if I was ballin enough to live in Manhattan I could have been poppin pills and taking shots with Jayson Williams instead of hitting up a strip club in Staten Island. Apparently Williams resisted police officers who were trying to take him to the hospital for being suicidal.

Talk about a sad story, this guy was once drafted 21st overall by the Suns and played 9 years in the NBA before suffering a career ending injury. He was listed at 6-10, 245 pounds on his ESPN player profile and the article now is up to 325, still 6-10 I assume. His wife filed for divorce and he still has legal issues looming with regards to the shooting of his driver in 2002.

Get this sh*t : Officers with the Emergency Services Unit, an elite team trained to deal with emotionally disturbed people, responded and stunned Williams with a Taser after he resisted attempts to be hospitalized. - AP

They make it sound like you need a Master's degree to serve in this "Emergency Services Unit". If they are so 'elitely trained' why the hell did the officers have to Taser the f*ck out him. I think everyone is getting a little to happy with the stun guns in the police unit. Its like none of them have used it and want to see if it really works. News flash, it works.

Yankees Lose 4th Straight

It was too little too late for the New York Yankees in Detroit tonight, dropping their 4th straight to the Tigers 4-2. The Yankees offense was non-existent againt Justin Verlander, who scatterred 7 hits over 7 innings, giving up no runs and recording 9 strikeouts.

CC Sabathia pitched pretty well, 8 innings, only 99 pitches, with 7 strikeouts. However, the big blow came in the 6th inning where CC gave up a 2 run shot to Maglio Ordonez. Besides that though he was pretty lights out and anyone "concerned" about CC can eat a d*ck. He spared me from watching the bullpen come in for 6 innings and give up 20 runs, so thats was a positive in my book. I'm pretty heated that we lost though, they need to get into a fight or something to get their asses in gear because this is unacceptable.

Big Crash at Talladega

Pretty exciting crash, I guess. Although, not exciting enough to make me care about Nascar.

MMA Amputee

If I was in the stands watching this fight in person, I would have climbed into the cage myself and kicked the sh*t out of the dude in the red shorts. How can you step into the ring against a guy with no arms or legs and not win the match in 30 seconds? Just lie on top of him and it's over. Why is he dancing around the ring trying to slap him in the face? Just jump on top of him and it's over. Worst case scenario is you dive for him and miss. Oh well....what the hell is a guy with no arms or legs going to do to you?! If the guy in the red got paid for this debacle, it's a f**king joke.

Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile

Girl on the left = 4.4 Girl on the right = 4.1

Why Crabtree fell to 10 (deadspin)

Ben Gordon to get MRI (bostonglobe)

The best mock draft got 10-32 (biglead)

Redskins sign Chase Daniel (espn)

The hot Red Sox reporter (bustedcoverage)

Some hot girl in a foreign Maxim (on205th)

Flapjack has more followers than Freddie Mitchell

Lots of hot girls (funtasticus)

The Big Flapjack dancing. LMFAO!!

ALL THE HOES JOCKIN from don cannon on Vimeo.


Big Flapjack as a true friend this is how you really look when we are at Clarendon Ballroom.LMFAO. FYI... Catch The Big Flapjack in the Arlington, VA area this Saturday!

Monday Guarantees

Flapjack dropped to 32-23 overall (57%) on Friday. No matter, we've got 3 winners for you today!

Hawks vs Heat

THE PICK: HEAT -4.5

The Heat are looking good and the Hawks look completely disinterested last game. Apparently the Hawks had a no curfew rule in Miami. I would hope they changed that, if that was the case. Either way Heat win and cover.

Nuggets vs Hornets

THE PICK: NUGGETS +2.5

Upset Special of the Day. Nuggets getting 2.5 at New Orleans. The Nuggets are a very good team and I don't think they get the respect they deserve. Nuggets not only cover, but win this game outright.

Jazz vs Lakers

THE PICK: LAKERS -12.5

The Lakers average margin of victory in their 3 wins is just over 13 points. I think Kobe saw LeBron and the Cavs dominate the Pistons and Kobe wants to do the same thing. Just as they dominated game 4 in Utah, the Lakers will blow out the Jazz in LA and cover.

Yankees are Terrible

Here's the highlight from the Red Sox win last night. Pettitte, who supposedly has the best pick off move in the majors just had home plate stolen on him. The Yankees now drop to .500 at 9-9 and 4 games back of Toronto. There's still a long way to go this season, but there's never a good time to get swept by your division rivals.

You gotta love Francona's smirk after Ellsbury scores, while Girardi is in the other dugout sh*tting his pants, knowing it's only a matter of time before he gets fired.

Chiefs Draft #256 aka Mr. Irrelevant

The Chiefs picked up South Carolina kicker Ryan Succop (pronounced suck-up) with the 256th pick in the draft. This isn't all that bad for this guy. First off, you got drafted, who the hell cares it was in the 7th round and you were picked 256th. Second you get honored in Newport Beach, CA with a trophy and ceremony. Sounds good to me.

The Chiefs don't play a playoff team until week 12, don't count them out of the mix to go from worst to first. Don't be suprised if Succop kicks the game-winner to send the Chiefs to the playoffs. You heard it here first.

Terps Land 4 Star Recruit From Montrose Christian

Gary lands another 4 star recruit for 2010. Ross is 6-5, 190 pounds and ranks in the 10-20 range for shooting guards, depending on the site. Things are looking up for the Terps now with Ross and Stoglin, regardless of whether they land Stepenson or not.

Read more about Terrence here

Ovechkin's Nasty Game 5 Goal

Here is the Alex Ovechkin's sick goal during the Caps game 5 win vs. the Rangers. Ovechkin basically weaves through the entire Rangers D and backhands it in as he's falling down.

Game 7 tomorrow night at Verizon Center!

Hockey Player Breaks Finger

This dude's finger is f**ked up! I'm sure he just popped it back in place and kept on playing. Hockey players are probably a little tougher than me.

MORNING WOOD - PETRA NEMCOVA

SI Swimsuit model. 4.53 on NHS