Under Armour Recall on Athletic Cups

Hazard: The cups can break if hit, posing a risk of serious injury hazard to athletes.

Incidents/Injuries: Under Armour has received five reports of cups breaking, including an injury involving cuts and bruising. - US Newswire

Click-clack, when you hear them coming, if you have an Under Armour cup on you better cover the family jewels unless you want "cuts and bruising". Come on Under Armour!! Your better than this and you know the incidents they have had with these cups have probably occurred at none other than the University of Maryland, to our own collegiate athletes.

Under Armour, you do a great job in just about every other area of the sporting world, but leave the cups to someone who specializes in making them, instead of trying to come up with the "Under Armour We Must Protect These Balls!" super cup that ends up leaving our Maryland athletes unable to bang random b*tches at Bentley's Filling Station and produce future generations of top Terrapin athletes. Now I don't know the 5 incidents that have occurred have happened to Maryland Terps, but I will stamp the Flapjack guarantee on it.

- Thanks to Putz for the tip.