Yankee's Win!!!! Thaaaaaaaaaaa Yankee's Win!!!

What a day at the new ballpark! First off the Yankees crushed 10-1 in a one-sided slug fest, which I fully expect to see everyday when the regular season starts. These are some of the pictures from Monument Park, and yes that is one of the balls we got during Yankees batting practice, key word "one".

After touring Monument Park, which was awesome, we headed toward our seats on the 3rd base side in right field 25 rows from the field. It was only 10:45am so nobody was there and we got down to the front row in right field for some home run balls.

I'm pretty sure my roommate can be the new right fielder for the Yankees because he caught 3 f*cking balls, and if he was a cold hearted son of a bitch he could have had 5. While I stood in the second row drinking my $10 beer Dero moved into position. Ball number one, Dero (pronounced Deeeee - Row), snagged a ball tossed up by one of the scrub pitchers, boxing out a kid with a broken arm and one guy with a glove. Ball number two, a player overthrows a ball to two chicks, who miss, and it conveniently falls into the hands of Dero. Now I thought for sure that one was mine and Dero gives it to the chick standing next to him. I looked at him and said "WTF Dero!!!???" Sure enough the next lefty that comes up hits a deep bomb right toward us, and Dero did what any best friend would do, he reached in front of the guy on his left, caught the ball, and hit the guy in his nose. Cue tears from the loser standing next to Dero, literally and figuratively. I mean this guy 1. Didn't cath the ball that would have hit him in the chest and 2. Got popped in the face and his eyes teared up. Dero stole the ball away and passes it back to me. That's right! All I had to do was drink my beer and let Dero handle home run ball duty.

This place is amazing and I strongly recommend any sports fan attends. Flat screens every 10 feet, the score board/ginormous flat screen is clearer than the TV in my living room. I paid f*cking 11 dollars for a "Rum and Pepsi". WTF, get Coke bitches!!!!!!!!! The $9 cheeseburger was average at best. I'm pretty sure f*cking server in our section is going to get traded to Baltimore by the All-Star break because he was f*cking terrible. The seats were really comfortable and lots of room. Pretty amazing day, and a nice preview of how every game is going to go for the next 162 games. Pitching and offensive domination for a victory. Even Jeter hit a bomb, its going to be a great championship season.

Great day, enjoy the pictures from the camera phone.