Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Ladies Man

Apparently AROD has been rehabbing more than his hip lately. Reports say AROD and this chick have been having dinner and have a romantic relationship, despite her denials which range from "I have never been in the same room with him" to "He broke it off a while ago". Sounds like a baseball player who has been accused of using performance enhancing drugs. "I never used drugs", "I bought it at GNC", "My cousin from India it was just massage oil", blah, blah, blah.

Well props to Alex because I was getting tired of defending him for banging Madonna, and this chick is certainly many levels above Madonna, although her face is not too easy on the eyes. Her body is a home run though, and when the lights go out in AROD's love nest that's all that matters.

He needs to keep giving this chick the business to alleviate all the stress he has been going through and the stress he is going to have when he comes back to the Yankees. After the first game he goes 0-4 with 4 strikeouts leaving 10 runners on base, he can go do work on this chick, look at his bank account, smile, and get ready for the next game. We need him back more than most New Yorkers think, I mean come on, freaking Nick Swisher was pitching last night. God speed AROD!!!!



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