Friday, June 5, 2009

Robert Dozier = Smartest C- Student Ever


Sure, we all remember buying this SAT book, or taking a class to raise your SAT score. Hey, I only took the SAT once, coach said it was good enough, I didn't take it again or retain any of the information I might have learned during my preparation. I'm sure the same thing happened to Robert Dozier.

As a C- student who scored poorly on the PSAT, Dozier probably prepared like a kid trying to get into MIT for "the big test". Dozier scored a 1260 on his 1st SAT exam. F*ck yeah those courses and practice exams paid off!!!!!!!! 1260 probably could have gotten him a full academic scholarship to Memphis. So some time goes by, allegations fly, and they make Dozier take the SATs again.

He scored a 720, hey thats only 540 points less than his first score. 540 points, wow, he really didn't retain any information.

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