Perez Hilton = Biggest Douche Ever

Tell me you don't want to shoot yourself in the face after listening to this clown. Who in their right mind talks like that?? Will I Am, who I also can't stand should have beaten Perez, or is he Mario now, to a bloody pulp. This guy is hands down the biggest douchebag ever.

Megan Fox Interview

I like Megan Fox as much as the next guy. I just wish she'd get rid of that tattoo on her arm.

Heidi and Spencer on Today Show

I'm pretty sure Al Roker wants to kick the sh*t out of Spencer.

Rob Drydek Gets Stomach Pumped

Rob Drydek got smashed Saturday night with gay boy John Mayer and had to be removed from the club.

There's speculation that he faked all of this in order to promote his new movie Street Dreams, so who knows if this was real or not?

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Here's the video of Rob being removed from the club

Rihanna Sex Tape Leaked

Part of a sex tape involving Rihanna has been leaked, with more to come soon.

I wouldn't watch this at work, but it's really not that great. It's really short and you can't see that much.


Here's the video

Top 25 Rich Athletes Who Went Broke

Headlining the list is Mike Tyson, who has earned an estimated $300-$400 million in career earnings. It's said that at one point he had less than $700 to his name. Pretty unbelievable.

Other notables include Rocket Ismail who earned $20 million. He lost his money investing in a Rock and Roll Cafe, phone card dispensers and a cosmetic line. Why???? You have $20 million f**king dollars! Why would you invest in a phone card dispenser!??

Buy a house or 3, buy a couple of cars, then put your money in a savings account and you're set for life! It's really not that complicated.


See the full list here

Kristen Cavallari Back on TV

Kristen Cavallari is replacing LC on the Hills. Why does anyone care about this? Look above. Kristen is smoking hot and also a slut, which always makes for interesting tv. Kristen gets a 4.46 on NHS

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Jon Stewart on Ms. California

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I don't think many people could have said it any better. The highlight comes when Donald gets on stage and says people only made a big deal about this because she's hot. Donald - you are oh so wise.

Matthew Fox on Jimmy Kimmel

I don't think I've ever seen the Jimmy Kimmel show ever...not once. This is a pretty decent skit with Matthew Fox from the other night. The highlight definitely comes around the 2:00 min mark when they start singing together. Also, since when did Matthew Fox get all tatted up??

Tupac Really Is Alive!?

Apparently TMZ claims that the real Tupac was out partying over the weekend. You can see pics below.

Flapjack also posted hearing about Tupac at a Celtics game a few weeks back.

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Follow Up to D-Unit's Post - Phelps is a God

Give this f*cking guy a break! I don't think a lot of people realize what he had to go through to do what he did at the Olympics. In most Olympic sports, such as swimming, your success as an athlete is based on your performance once every four years!!!!!!! In baseball, basketball, football, hockey, whatever, people have bad games, people have bad seasons, in swimming its not like that. If Phelps had a "bad game" at Olympic Trials, 8 Gold medals would have been over before it started because our Olympic Trials is a faster meet than the Olympics from top to bottom.

He trained 4 years for what he accomplished and then he wanted to celebrate. He took a few B rips, and the fact he did it at a party with random people was stupid, but maybe we should be looking for the f*cking rat scumbag who turned him in. So what if he likes drinking shots and he can afford to drink straight out of a Grey Goose bottle at the club. Thats what ballers do. Last time I checked D-Unit wasn't giving any of his ladies an IQ test before he hooked up with them, especially a chick that looks like this. Maybe D is just in favor of same sex marriages? Somebody has got to stick up for Phelps, and I volunteer for the role.

Michael Phelps + Carrie Prejean = Dumb & Dumber

It's rumored that Olympic Gold medalist and chronic, chronic, weed smoker is dating Carrie Prejean, Miss California. Check out this clip of Carrie. I would give her a 4.5 on the NHS for looks and only a 4.0 on NHS for brains.

Spencer Pratt on Letterman

For those of you who watch The Hills, you would know that Spencer totally makes the show. Without him, it would be even more boring and dreadful to watch than it already is.

This whole clip is pretty entertaining, but it really gets good around the 4:30 mark, when Letterman basically laughs in Spencer's face when Spencer says he gets paid $100,000 to appear at nightclubs.

JT on SportsCenter

In case you missed Justin Timberlake on SportsCenter last night, here it is. Timberlake seems like a pretty cool, normal dude. Although if I was starting a NBA franchise, I think I'd have to go with LeBron over Kobe.

Denise Richards' Funbags

Denise is looking pretty good for being almost 40 years old. I'd definitely play with her funbags.

Ron White - Behavorial Problems

Don't miss Ron White on Comedy Central tonight at 9:00pm, another one of my idols. Miami should be up 20 points on Atlanta by the time "Tater Salad" takes his first drink of Scotch. This guy is great and everybody should aspire to drink and smoke cigars like Mr. White does during each of his shows.

Shout out to Mr. Putkonen who first introduced me to Ron White and the rest of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.