Wednesday, June 24, 2009

USA Soccer Stuns Spain


I haven't watched a soccer game for more than 30 seconds in probably 15 years, but I heard the USA was playing "the Great" Spain team and I figured I would check it out. Listening to the radio this morning, The Herd on ESPN, and Colin gave me his preview of the game, which he may have to apologize for in the morning.

He painted a picture for non-soccer followers by saying this game would be like a basketball team with 1 NBA player on it trying to beat The Dream Team. I will let you figure out which team he had the USA as in that comparison.

Congratulations to the USA for winning. However, I fully expect every Sports Guy who predicted a beat down to simply cover their ass by saying soccer will never be popular in the US, and unfortunately they are right about that one.

Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile


Click a chick (bustedcoverage)
Wednesdays girls (funtasticus)

Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Shoot



Flapjacks Fantasty Football Preview - Top 5 RBs


#1 - Adrian Peterson: '08 - 1,760 yds 10 tds. 125 rec yds.
Really not much to say here, he's a stud. Assuming they land Favre that should open up even more running room for AP. Either way, he's a monster. Take him with confidence...obviously.
2009 prediction - 1,665 yds 13 tds. 140 rec yds 1 td.
#2 - Michael Turner: '08 - 1,699 yds 17 tds. 41 rec yds.
I like Turner better than Jones-Drew because of his offense. Matt Ryan and the Falcons offense is legit and there should be plenty of room for Turner to run again. He should put up very similar numbers to last year, although I don't expect him to match the 376 carries he had.
2009 prediction - 1,470 yds 14 tds. 60 rec yds.
#3 - Maurice Jones-Drew: '08 - 824 yds 8 tds. 565 rec yds 2tds.
MJD is now the man in Jacksonville. He no longer has Fred Taylor to worry about, so expect his production to sky rocket. Hopefully Garrard doesn't completely suck and the receivers learn how to catch the ball, so he'll have a little bit of running room. MJD will find his holes regardless, however.
2009 prediction - 1,295 yds 12 tds. 300 rec yds 1 td.
#4 - Matt Forte: '08 - 1,238 yds 8 tds. 477 rec yds 4 tds.
Forte should have an easier time running the ball with Cutler at the helm. Forte averaged nearly 4 yards per carry last year and led all running backs in receptions with 63. He doesn't have the break away speed that you may like, but when you have a running back that gets 300 touches on the ground and has over 60 receptions, that's hard to overlook.
2009 prediction - 1,300 yds 10 tds. 400 yds 2 tds.
#5 - DeAngelo Williams: '08 - 1,515 yds 18tds. 121 rec yds 2 tds.
There is no chance the DeAngelo reproduces the kind of numbers he put up last year. Impossible. However, he did show that when he gets a full load of carries he can produce. Jonathan Stewart still worries me a bit, he did have 10 tds last year. Assuming DeAngelo can get close to the 274 carries he had last season, which he should, he should produce like a top 5 rb.
2009 prediction - 1,250 yds 12 tds. 110 rec yds 1 td.

Terps Football 2009: Game 2

9/12/09 Terps vs James Madison 6:00pm
2008: Did Not Play in 08’

Preview: As if one game against doOKies isn’t enough, Maryland went ahead and scheduled the doOKies of James Madison (who actually might have a better football team than Duke). The last time these two teams met was in 1998 when the Terps beat JMU 23-15 in College Park. “The Big Guy” was still a young Terp in the making.

JMU has two QB’s, one is a Red Shirt Junior who has never started a collegiate game, and the other is a rookie freshman. JMU has ten O-Line players listed on their 2009 roster, their average weight is 276 pounds. The Terps have 18 players O-Line players listed on their 2009 roster, their average weight is 304 pounds. The Terps can either run the ball the entire game and JMU will not be able to do a damn thing about it, or Chris Turner will have over/under 20 seconds to pass the ball. My guess is the Terps will mostly run the ball, but look out for three bombs down the field for the pure entertainment of the paying fans. All Terps starters will be out of the game by halftime.

The Pick: Obvious pick. Terps destroy and have little mercy for JMU even in the second half with the “B” squad getting mop up time. JMU is one of the best teams in Division I-AA or some shit, but they are going to get a beat down in this one. Terps win 30-3. Terps (ACC, 0-0, Overall, 2-0)

Top 14 NBA Wags

- Adriana Lima comes in at #1. No surprise here.


-Most Overrated - Heidi Battier. She looks like any standard blonde you'd meet out at a bar.


- Most Underrated - Tough one, but I'm giving it to Meghan Allan. (Devin Harris's girlfriend)



More Crazy Basketball Shots

These are always a little suspect since you never know how long it took to shoot. This could have been shot over 2 years...who knows? Either way, this guy has the best behind the back shot I've seen.

Crazy Dude on Motorcycle

This is pretty nuts.

MORNING WOOD - HILARY DUFF










Singer/Been in a bunch of crappy movies. 4.39 on NHS

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Kobe/LeBron Puppets

Apparently this was the original script.

Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile



3 yrs in prison for stealing Lance's bike (espn)
Celtics trading Rondo and Allen to Pistons? (fannation)
Chiefs kicker is Mr. Irrelevant (dailypilot)
Kristen Bell has cellulite (egotastic)
Miley Cyrus = provocative (thesuperficial)
Megan Fox is still hot....and smart (yeeeah)
Tuesdays girls (funtasticus)
Sean Avery taking Mark Sanchez's sloppy seconds (bustedcoverage)
Spurs getting Richard Jefferson (yahoo)

We Talking About Practice

The Joe Namath/Suzie Kolber appearance at the end is pretty good.

Terps 2009 Football Preview: Game 1

9/5/09 Terps at California 10:00pm on ESPN2

2008: Terps won 35-27

Review and Preview: I went to this game last year in College Park which had a 12pm kick-off, which meant tailgating in the parking lots outside Comcast Center (Home of Maryland Basketball, and study hall for “The Big Guy” back in the day) started at 6am, and you bet your ass I rolled into that parking lot at 6am on the dot.

Cal QB threw for 423 yards and three touchdowns against the Terps in that game, and you can bet your ass he hasn’t forgotten about the loss. Last year the Terps running game netted 141 yards rushing, this included three touchdowns.

I think the Terps QB situation is going to be set pretty much for the whole season, but at least for the first game. Chris Turner is really becoming a pretty good QB and if Da’Rel Scott can stay healthy, the running game is going to be strong once again behind a monster offensive line. Look for the Terps to have a more balanced offense in this game, since they won’t be up 21-6 at halftime this year. The 1st half of the game is key for the Terps. They tend to come out flat on the road and never recover. They need to get pumped for the first game of the season on National TV and “Do Work” on the Golden Bears.

The Pick: Terps win 24-21. 2009 Terps (ACC, 0-0, Overall, 1-0)

LSU takes Game 1 of CWS

Although I was upset my pick to win the CWS, UNC, didn't even make it to the National Championship, I watched the game anyway. Pretty good show all around. Good game, hot chicks everywhere, and a little extra baseball to add to the ample drama.

When Texas jacked 3 solo home runs in the 4th inning, I thought for sure the game was over. I thought this because the guys hitting the home runs were not home run hitters at all. I think one of the guys on Texas had 3 home runs all year and two of them came in last nights game.

I was pretty impressed with Jared Mitchell, the LSU outfielder/LSU wide receiver. He hit a 2 out triple and dove head first into 3rd base just because he was so fired up. Should be another great game tonight, but I'm predicting a game 3 after a Texas win tonight.

The Last Airbender

Here's the new trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's newest movie, The Last Airbender. I'm a big fan of his, but his last movie, The Happening was pretty poor. Hopefully this one won't suck...but it's a little too early to tell.

Kelly Clarkson is Fat




Take a look at that bottom picture. She was never blazing hot...but she was atleast date-able back then. She looks pretty f*cking terrible right now. If my wife ever balloons the way Kelly Clarkson has, we'll be divorced instantly....girls the gym/treadmill is your friend.

USA Advances to Face Spain

After getting smoked by Italy and Brazil, the US somehow still advanced to the semis of the Confederations Cup, where they'll most likely get smoked again....this time by Spain.

Joanna Krupa Hates T.O.

Here's an extended preview of supermodel Joanna Krupa hating on T.O. Apparently supermodels like to cuss alot, so don't turn it up too loud at work.

Crazy Basketball Shot

This was #1 on SportsCenters top plays. Pretty impressive. I could probably try that shot 100 times....maybe make it once.

Texas Girls at College World Series

Here's one good reason to either move to Texas or attend the College World Series. You don't see too many smoking hot blondes like that around DC.