I know a hit when I hear one...and this my friends is a hit!
Scarpetta: A Worthy Challenger to the Throne
16 years ago
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Hooters Barstool Trick
This isn't as much of a trick as it is just a hot girl gyrating her ass. For the record, I've never seen a Hooters girl even close to that.
Flapjacks Fantasy Football Preview - Top 5 QBs
#1 - Drew Brees: '08 - 5,069 yds 34 tds/17 int. -1 rush yd
Last year Brees became only the second quarterback to throw for over 5,000 yds...ever. That likely won't happen again this year, but he's still in a pass happy offense with many weapons. Brees has been consistent and healthy and should continue to put up huge numbers.
2009 prediction - 4,735 yds 32 tds/16 int. 22 rush yds
#2 - Tom Brady: '08 - 76 yds 0 tds/0 int.
Could Brady finish as the top fantasy qb this year? Sure. I'd still take a 100% healthy Drew Brees over Brady though. Brady looks to be fine though and still has all of the same weapons in New England. If Matt Cassel threw for over 3,600 yds last year, imagine what Brady will do.
2009 prediction - 4,560 yds 33 tds/15 int. 33 rush yds
#3 - Peyton Manning: '08 - 4,002 yds 27 tds/ 12 int. 21 rush yds 1 td
Let's not forget Manning was not 100% healthy last season after coming off of knee surgery, and he still won the MVP award. He'll be back at 100% this year, so look for those numbers to go up. He may not be a trendy pick, but he's consistent and you know you're going to get over 4,000 passing yds and 25 tds.
2009 prediction - 4,220 yds 30 tds/ 14 int. 40 rush yds 1 td
#4 - Kurt Warner: '08 - 4,582 yds 30 tds/ 14 int. -2 rush yds
He has arguably the best wide receiver tandem in the NFL. With Fitzgerald and Boldin, Warner will put up numbers. He is getting older, so health is always an issue, but you can't argue with how he played last year. Arizona still can't run the ball, so expect plenty of opportunities for Warner again.
2009 prediction - 4,350 yds 31 tds/ 18 int. -7 rush yds
#5 - Philip Rivers: '08 - 4,009 yds 34 tds. 11 int. 84 rush yds
River led the NFL in yds per attempt last year and tied Brees for most tds. With Tomlinson slowly wearing down, the Chargers need Rivers to step up. With Gates now back at 100%, expect Rivers to continue to shine. It also doesn't hurt that he plays in the defensively challenged AFC West.
2009 prediction - 4,120 yds 32 tds/16 int. 54 rush yds 1 td
Jay-Z Diss
This song certainly isn't great. I guess it's not completely terrible either. I would like it better if I didn't see the girl singing it. The song doesn't start till about 2:20 in. If I was Jay-Z, I'd pretty much laugh in the faces of these people.
Ong Bak 2 Trailer
What is Ong Bak? I have no clue. But, I'm pretty sure I could watch this movie without any subtitles and be perfectly happy. These fight scenes look pretty ridiculous and whenever you have some dude running on top of elephants and doing flips off of their tusks, the movie's ok in my book.
Neverland Haunted??
You can definitely see some kind of figure pass by the mirror at the 15 sec mark...probably a cameraman, who knows??
Monday, July 6, 2009
Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile
MLB Midseason Awards (si)
Ron Artest to wear #37 to honor Michael Jackson? (lakersnation)
Federer is better than Tiger (biglead)
Andy Roddick likes beer pong (deadspin)
Ashley Tisdale bikini pics (egotastic)
Chris Brown hooking up with Kanye's ex (thesuperficial)
Shakira still looks good (yeeeah)
Mondays girls (funtasticus)
Teacher sends sex tape home with students (bustedcoverage)
The Hurt Locker Trailer
This movie won the 2008 Venice Film Festival's SIGNIS Grand Prize award and looks pretty legit. The opening sequence is pretty intense. It's currently being shown in select theaters.
Olivia Munn Likes Hot Dogs
In honor of Joey Chestnut winning the hot dog eating championship again...here we have Olivia Munn doing some of her best work on a hot dog.
Crazy Golf Shot
I don't care how hot this girl is or if she said she'd go to bed with me immediately afterwards. No chance I let her try this with me.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Flapjacks Afternoon Junk Pile
4.48 on NHS. We'll most likely be out of commission for the rest of the week. Have a good 4th!Fantasy football love/hate (espn)
Cheryl Cole turns 26...still smoking hot (kickette)
Wednesdays girls (funtasticus)
Bar Refaeli in a bikini for music video (thesuperficial)
More Bar Refaeli...this time in a nude video (egotastic)
Reporter Slaps Drunk Dude in the Face
Nice bitch slap by the reporter here. How about the anchor in the reds reaction? She looks absolutely appalled by this. They should have kept the film rolling...let us see who won this rumble!
Couples Retreat Preview
Any movie with Vince Vaughn and hot girls (Kristen Bell, Malin Akerman, and Kristen Davis) is alright in my book.
Flapjacks Fantasy Football Preview - WRs 6-10
#6 - Greg Jennings: '08 - 80 receptions, 1,292 yds 9 tds
Aaron Rodgers to Greg Jennings was a lethal combo last year and the duo should duplicate their performance this season. Green Bay loves to throw the ball and spread things out with Jennings as their main man. Jennings averaged over 16 yards per catch last season, so he can definitely make the big play. Expect a big year from him in Green Bay.
2009 prediction - 82 receptions, 1,340 yds 8 tds
#7 - Reggie Wayne: '08 - 82 receptions, 1,145 yds 6 tds
Wayne is now the #1 guy in Indy and expect him to produce like it. He should get a little more help from the running game this year, which should open things up for Wayne in the secondary. He's been Mr. Consistent with over 1,050 yds each of the past 5 years.
2009 prediction - 85 receptions 1,400 yds 7 tds
#8 - Roddy White: '08 - 88 receptions, 1,382 yds 7 tds
Matt Ryan came in and found an instant connection with Roddy White. This has all the makings of a lethal combo for years to come, as White finished fourth in the league in receiving yards last year. Defenses have to stay honest with Michael Turner running the ball too, so expect another big season from Roddy.
2009 prediction - 80 receptions, 1,320 yds 9 tds
#9 - Anquan Boldin: '08 - 89 receptions, 1,038 yds 11 tds
Boldin can obviously put up huge numbers when he's healthy...and happy. The contract issues are still a concern in Arizona and the loss of Todd Haley may not help things. Boldin has also missed 4 games each of the last 2 seasons. However, when he's healthy, he's a monster. Just keep your fingers crossed.
2009 prediction - 94 receptions, 1,200 yds 9 tds
#10 - Dwayne Bowe: '08 - 86 receptions, 1,022 yds 7 tds
Bowe had a huge season despite having the conservative Herm Edwards as a coach and despite having Tyler Thigpen and Brodie Croyle as his QBs. With offensive guru/throw happy Todd Haley at the helm and Matt Cassel things will only get better.
2009 prediction - 89 receptions, 1,195 yds 8 tds
Top 10 WRs
1) Larry Fitzgerald
2) Andre Johnson
3) Randy Moss
4) Calvin Johnson
5) Steve Smith
6) Greg Jennings
7) Reggie Wayne
8) Roddy White
9) Anquan Boldin
10) Dwayne Bowe
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